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evanescent-fallen-angel:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

evanescent-fallen-angel:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 279,718 notes via/source

iamatinyowl:

digbicks:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

This is so important and powerful and it’s a reflection of such a sick and fucking disgusting and disturbing subculture that is kind of trendy right now and it just really makes an impactful and important statement.
reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 347,228 notes via/source

wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia

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gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

image

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 28,524 notes via/source

iceewhatudidthere:

Just realized this,
Form W= the Wednesday test
Form S= the Saturday test
I’m sorry if you realized this already, but I blew my own mind

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 217 notes via/source
superwinterhusbands:

ivonman:

sidekikcs:

heilbucky:

I’M NOT SORRY AND YOU’RE WELCOME

PLEASE GO TO CHURCH

we don’t need jesus we need bionic arms to touch us where jesus can’t

# whO-NEEDS-JESUS-WHEN-INSTEAD-YOU-CAN-IMAGINE-WHAT-THOSE-FINGERS-CAN-DO-TO-YOU

superwinterhusbands:

ivonman:

sidekikcs:

heilbucky:

I’M NOT SORRY AND YOU’RE WELCOME

PLEASE GO TO CHURCH

we don’t need jesus we need bionic arms to touch us where jesus can’t

# whO-NEEDS-JESUS-WHEN-INSTEAD-YOU-CAN-IMAGINE-WHAT-THOSE-FINGERS-CAN-DO-TO-YOU

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 4,079 notes via/source

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 202,866 notes via/source
spoopy-junjouchara:

jean-luc-gohard:

I love that he looks more inconvenienced than truly angry.

Ah no whatever shall I do

spoopy-junjouchara:

jean-luc-gohard:

I love that he looks more inconvenienced than truly angry.

Ah no whatever shall I do

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 56,790 notes via/source

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

image

reblogged 2 days ago @ 18 Oct 2014 with 289,416 notes via/source

When they first recovered Bucky, he would only eat enough to survive. It took them five months to get him to eat a proper meal. It took them seven to have dinner with them regularly. They’re currently working on lunch.

When they first recovered Bucky, he would only eat enough to survive. It took them five months to get him to eat a proper meal. It took them seven to have dinner with them regularly. They’re currently working on lunch.

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