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The Dancing Detective
Brainy is the new sexy

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

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thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

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daftlypunk:

when a character you didn’t like dies

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october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
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artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

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What do you want Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess: the key of Orthanc, or perhaps the key of Barad-dûr itself, along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards!

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American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
American People: Women ask to get raped
American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
American People: We have such great equality God bless
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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Peter Capaldi + his different facial expressions in The Caretaker
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biest-bisexual-of-all-bisexuals:

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

This is one of my favorites

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stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

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fallen-weeping-angel:

lumos5000:

bowtiesarecool4:

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

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i love how this went full circle

I just had to scroll back up because OH MY GOD IT DID

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